Bear Xing

a review by Onan the Vulgarian
Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer

	Cast: Jake, Chet, Eric Bear, Rick Monroe, K Behr, Goatee Dude, RJ. Directed by Ken Slater for CyberBears, www.cyberbears.com.
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Of all of gayporn's niches, bear films are almost as scarce as bears themselves (the ursine kind), although forest fires and regional drought have occasioned a few sightings in recent years at my partner's northern Arizona ranch. The bears in the woods in Bear Xing are of the two-legged variety and, like the bears at the ranch, they don't spend as much time in the woods as they do scouting around for for comfortable digs for their fat and furry play.
    Jake and Chet spread a blanket on the lawn for a quick suck-and-versatile fuck. RJ bends over too far while gardening, unleashing sexual advances from K Behr and then the wanted attention of Goatee Dude, who wonders why he's the only one out doing any work. After everyone has sucked his fill of cock, RJ bends over again, but this time without his clothes on, and his buddies fuck him.
    Jogger Rick Monroe, who is the slimmest and most in-shape member of the cast, ends his morning run at the house of Eric Bear. The breakfast menu offers ass or cock, and they select liberal amounts of both before Eric fucks Rick on his bed.
    If you like to mix your pleasures, you might want to check out CyberBears' Bearing Leather, whose three scenes take place at home, on a construction site and at a sex club.
    There's one more DVD in this triple-header of three-scene films, Bear Alley. The alley, which makes a nifty sexual metaphor any time, is not where the bears have sex, but it's a path that always leads to sex, as inevitably as the yellow brick road leads to Oz.
    The DVD has a photo gallery, trailers, contact information, additional footage, interviews.

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